Sauerkraut Here

I got a wild hair up my ass and decided to see what's out there.  Yup, I did it... I posted my shit on a dating site.  In less than 24 hours I have had 3 responses...  For your entertainment, I will post them here, enjoy.

Mr. Number Three

He's not awful, but THIS will NEVER happen.  Moving on...

Mr. Number Two

  

I'm not gonna lie, I'm hoping he's the bear... I might even take the girl.  And now it's time for the grand finale which is so mind blowing that I'm going to post his profile as well.  P.S.  I'm tearing up with laughter as I type.  Ladies and gents, Mr. Number One...

Mr. Number One 

Erotic passion and loving stimulation in all things desire is what I love to give but I find more meaning in making love than just having sex, is there anyone that feels the same way? I also love to give therapeutic massages as well so I know how to relieve tension from any part of the body. I believe a heart longing to be loved knows how to truly love humbly without asking for anything in return and that is how my heart views the world. I am not the type to let someone’s appearance determine their worth, personality and the beauty of one's soul is all that truly matters to me. I choose not to take anything in life for granted and not picky when it comes to talking with anyone, so I say leave a message and we can talk about anything your heart desires ^_^ abit about me: I am a crazy fan of anything Japanese, fully devoted to the study of the sensual/sexual arts (including therapeutic massages), read manga, listen to all kinds of music but I love techno the best!! I am very romantic, affectionate & write poetry and erotica whenever inspired by an intellectual who wants to be loved. My poetry and wordplay will leave you speechless in explicit beauty, juicy horror and breathless romance. If I had one wish, it would be to open up the eyes of those blind to life's simple pleasures that thousands take for granted, like the right to loved.

Yup.  Pretty sure I made your day.

That is all.

Sauerkraut