Dumb Shit

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When I arrived at work this morning I snuck a “fun sized” 3 Musketeers from the candy bowl that was conveniently placed right in front of my fat ass. I already felt guilty eating a mini candy bar for breakfast, but I felt even worse when I opened it to discover that half of it was missing. I’m pretty sure I got a “bite sized” 3 Musketeers, packaged in a “fun sized” wrapper. I felt the universe was trying to tell me something, to which I replied, “Fuck you!” Not only did I eat the bite sized 3 Musketeers, but I also ate the fun sized version I used to photograph the size difference.

Currently my place of business is interviewing for a Systems Administrator. So far we’ve scheduled nine interviews, three of which didn’t bother to show, ironically they were all scheduled at 10AM and of the six that did show up, three had lazy eyes. As I sit here, staring at my computer screen, I can’t help but wonder… Do lazy eyes come with the job? Have these guys stared at the computer screen so much that they’re eyes have gone lazy? Blogger Buddies… If I get a lazy eye, please love me.

Finally, here’s a rare photo, it’s my hair… In its “natural” form, I prefer to call it my lion’s mane or my rat’s nest. Where’d the curls come from? Well, both my mother and father have curly hair, but different types, if that makes sense? Anyways, I have my father’s curls.

That is all.

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