Sauerkraut Here!
There are lots of crazy little things happening in my life but unfortunately I cannot speak of them… Yet.
What I can tell you is that I’ve woken up several times in the past few weeks with my boob hanging out of my tank top, how does this happen? I wake up, walk past the mirror, pause, think to myself “Wait, was that my boob?” Go back, and sure enough, there it is. Classy.
Speaking of boobs I ended up at the strip club on Saturday night. I didn’t want to spend the weekend all alone at my house so I asked Tar-J if she would hang with me. I genuinely like Tar-J and I saw this as a good opportunity to get to know her. Plus, I know how it can be when you’re in a relationship; sometimes you just need girl time! So, Saturday morning/afternoon we had brunch at Bruges Waffles and Frites.
Side note: These guys used to have a little street cart at the Downtown Farmers Market and I remember PDX would stop at it every time we went. Now they’ve done so well that they have their own little restaurant. I still think of PDX every time I go there.) Moving on…
After brunch we hit up a couple of thrift stores and one of the shop owners had a bulldog! I think it was a sign. We walked in the store and as soon as the glare from the sun left my eyes there sat an English bulldog, her name was “Hana” and I loved her. Had Tar-J not been with me, the shop owners probably would have kicked me out because all I wanted to do was hang with the bulldog.
After an afternoon of shopping I went home and got ready for a friend of Mr. Coconut’s birthday party. We went to TGI Friday’s and I got a salad! I repeat, I got a salad! Anyways, after dinner we all headed to the strip club, joy! I actually don’t mind the strip club… I just envy the girls boob jobs, point out that they have no ass and study their “dance” moves.
After dinner I went to the club, if you don’t know I HATE “The Club.” So I stayed for about… 20 minutes. On Sunday I went swimming in the most disgusting pool I’ve ever swam in (and that’s saying a lot because I’ve swam in a ton of pools), went grocery shopping, overdrew my account and went home to paint my nails while Mr. Coconut “watched” (meaning it’s on, but he’s sleeping) the Super Bowl. I think I also made dinner… Yup, I did.
I miss my little Valentine’s AKA Izzy and Dweedle.
That is all.
Sauerkraut
P.S. Yesterday I went to get lunch for some of the folks in the office and I got myself a sandwich, this is how the lady spelled my name:
Neat-O.
Aw I genuinely like you!
ReplyDeleteYou know, I've been having a boob issue with my right one never staying in its bra cup. God, boobs are so annoying some days.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I would be jealous of your trip to the waffle place except that we now have TWO. Yes, that's right, TWO waffle carts. Yeah!!
And look at you, eating salads and swimming. All healthy and shit. ;0)