Flowers And Cowboy's

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Here are a few more of my most recent flower arrangements. Like you fucking care, but too bad. Moving on…

I can’t decide if this one is really ugly, or kind of fall like and cool? Regardless it’s not fall, but I fucking wanted to use the sunflowers and Bells of Ireland!

I had fun making this one.  It was an online order from FTD, sent to us to fulfill.  And for whatever reason I loved those little yellow balls.  I guess they're called "Billy Balls," but I call them the Horton Hears a Who Flower Thing."  Very technical name, I know.    

This has got to be the ugliest fucking arrangement I've ever seen.  Yes, it’s ugly because I was high as shit on silver spray paint fumes when I attempted to make it, but it’s also ugly because some dude decided to order his chick 25 sliver roses in recognition of their 25th anniversary AKA their silver anniversary.  Sigh.  

This was a neat little arrangement, it's called the "Black Tie." 

In other news, my nephew (Izzy) wants a "cowboy cake," how the fuck am I going to pull that off?  I guess I'd better start thinking because I can't disappoint my favorite little person.  I actually have an idea of what I'd like to do, but it's top secret.  Rawr.

My little "cowboy."

That is all.

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