Yesterday I spoke all about Sheek Geek and Tar-J’s cake and I never posted a photo, so here's a link to the photo... Because I couldn't figure out how to post it, blah.
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Moving on… Ever since I got back from the holiday break I’ve had the hardest time getting out of bed. Waking up is normally not a problem, but getting out of bed is. My alarm goes off at 6:30AM, I push the snooze button (six times) and then at about 7:35AM I fly out of bed, bitch about how cold it is in my house and stagger into the shower. Here’s the thing, I love taking showers, love it. But! I hate, hate, hate getting my hair wet in the morning. By the time I get out of the shower I have about ten minutes to get ready before I need to be out the door. So, as you can imagine, I always look like shit.
Moving on… Ever since I got back from the holiday break I’ve had the hardest time getting out of bed. Waking up is normally not a problem, but getting out of bed is. My alarm goes off at 6:30AM, I push the snooze button (six times) and then at about 7:35AM I fly out of bed, bitch about how cold it is in my house and stagger into the shower. Here’s the thing, I love taking showers, love it. But! I hate, hate, hate getting my hair wet in the morning. By the time I get out of the shower I have about ten minutes to get ready before I need to be out the door. So, as you can imagine, I always look like shit.
Here’s something else that pisses me off… There’s this guy at my office who uses a dish everyday but for whatever reason he thinks it’s my job to clean up after him. Why can’t he just put his dirty shit in the fucking dishwasher!? I’ll tell you why, because he’s a fucking Mormon and he thinks that it’s a women’s job! Fucktard.
In other news, all of my W2’s have arrived and that means my cute little grandpa can do my taxes for me. Yes, I’m very spoiled. What are my plans for my tax returns? I’m getting my cahootie zapped! Fuck yes.
For whatever reason I’m feeling homesick, I miss my family and I miss my puppy. So, if the weather is good this weekend I think I’m going to try and take a quick trip home. Currently it’s snowing as if a whore with crabs was shaking her ass at the club. Sigh.
That is all.
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I want laser hair removel now. YES.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of W2s, can I tell you one thing that sucks about Oregon? Income taxes. I'm getting shit back from my state withholding. (And by shit I mean like $11.) I think I'll buy myself doughnuts.
ReplyDeleteI hate mornings. I wish every day could start at 10 am.