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With the permission of my brother and his main squeeze, I would like to date my nephews. Let me explain…. As a young girl I realized that chivalry is indeed dead, very dead. So, it has become my mission to teach my nephews how to be proper young whippersnappers.

Trust me when I say that my nephews will have no problem attracting the ladies, but when they, and more importantly their parents, decide it’s time to date, that’s where I step in.

Who wouldn't want to date this handsome cowboy?

Photo courtesy of Izzy's mother

I will take each of my nephews on two dates. The first will be practice and the second will be a test. For every act of chivalry they will be rewarded with a couple of bucks to be used toward their date, and I won’t go easy on them.

I will force them to do all of the chivalries guys used to do: dress appropriately, bring a gift (flowers), pick me up (even if they do nothing more than drive around the block), they will meet my parents (played by my brother and his girlfriend… And yes, my brother will have a gun, as any father with a daughter would), open the doors for me, discuss proper topics at the table, pay for the date, walk me to the door and avoid a kiss.

If they do kiss the girl on the first date I’ll jump out of the car their mother and I will be spying on them in and beat the shit out of them, in front of their date, who’s a slut for kissing on the first date. This is my plan and I think it’s good?

That is all.

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