Win Me!

Sauerkraut Here!

I was just going through some photos of my grandparent’s 50th wedding anniversary when I stumbled upon a memorable one.

To pass the time a few of my family members and I went to a pow-wow at a nearby "Indian reservation."  I put this term in quoatations because I don't agree with it being called an "Indian" reservation.  Anyways, I was hoping to taste some awesome food, buy some overpriced silver jewelry and score a few rad photos, instead I found this beastly beauty.

It's fantastic! Now, I’ve stumbled across some weird giveaways in my life, hell in my previous job I even gave away some whack ass shit (paper cups)! But nothing, I mean nothing, compares to this piece of work. How old is this car? And where the fuck are the hubcaps!? Not to mention it’s a retired police car caked in dirt and Lord know what else. But, perhaps the best part is that it’s decorated with cardboard signs and a pair of flimsy balloons on their last leg of life.

I think this photo should be in the dictionary next to the word “awesome.” And if you’re wondering if I entered to win this beastly beauty, the answer is no… But only because no one was around to loan me a few bucks. Deep down I really want to know who won this car and where it is.

I shall now go make cupcakes and begin construction on my dream bed.

That is all.

Sauerkraut