The other day I was packing for a quick trip to Salt Lake City, Utah. When my grandfather saw me standing in the kitchen stuffing something into a zip-loc bag he asked, “what do you have in your hands?” Hoping to make him uncomfortable I yelled in glee “tampons!” Cruising past me, my grandfather rolled his eyes and replied, “well, you know where you can stick those.” Dying!
That is all.
Sauerkraut
P.S. If I were stranded on a deserted island and could only take a few things, tampons would be one of my choices.
I've often thought that (about the being on a deserted island & wanting tampons).
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