Here's another entry from my diary, complete with awful grammar, spelling and punctuation…
September 4th, 1996
Dear Diary,
I can't stop thinking about Jordan. Isit were I can see him walk by! I try to go where he is hoping he's looking at me. Of corse I don't know how to act around him so act like some weirdo and then I fell like a dork! But now I don't think he likes me he just does'nt seem to notice me as much! I really want to walk up when he's alone and kiss him but, what if he does'nt like me and then he tells everyone and I'm the laughing stoke of the whole school for the rest of my life?
Yours,
Sauerkraut
So... I'm a loser.
That is all.
Sauerkraut
Aww, but you're also very cute. I think this is especially hilarious because I always thought you were really cool and nonchalant.
ReplyDeletePS Jordan is now married with two kids and living in Wyoming. Yeah, I'm a terrific stalker. :P
Ok, that is the most insane thing I have ever read. I wish we were talking on the phone so I could point out all of the crazy that is you at age 14.
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