Looner

Sauerkraut Here!

My dog is doing better, but he will never be the same. Our goal is to make the rest of his days on this earth as comfortable and happy as possible.

I was so worried about my dog that I was awake by 4:30AM and at my mom’s house by 6:30AM. For breakfast I made my dog four scrabbled eggs (that he didn’t eat), got him to eat his pills and took him out to use the bathroom.

When I got him to my grandparent’s house I sat on the kitchen floor and spoon-fed him some cottage cheese. After a nap I gave him more medication and made him a yummy lunch of rice cooked in beef broth and a big piece of chicken.

When my mom got home from work I mowed her lawn while my dog watched me, he loved the fresh air and the company.

For dinner my mom and I took him to McDonalds, seriously. I understand that McDonalds is no better for dogs than it is people, but at this point we just want him to eat. So, he had three, plain cheeseburgers… And more medication.

Moving on…

Word of the day… “Looner,” an individual that is sexually stimulated by and/or has sex with balloons. I’ve never heard of such a thing! Have you?

This guy on TV is sitting in his room surrounded by balloons; he just keeps filling them up and then popping them. His favorite thing about the balloon is when the “neck bulges.” Plus, he can actually nut when a balloon pops, how crazy is this?

He says he has had a hard time finding a partner, but his dream would be to find a partner who would roll around naked on a floor covered in balloons or ride a balloon. And he goes to Looner parties! I guess groups of people get together to play with and pop balloons. I’m dying! I love this shit. I must know more!

That is all.

Sauerkraut