Missing Photo

Sauerkraut Here!

I drove pasted my old house today, snapped a quick picture and drove off really fast. So, here’s my second house, the one my brother says is haunted.

In other news, the fair started today and I’m already dying to go. To distract myself I blew $50 on fabric and have been sewing baby blankets all day. The problem is, I have no babies to give them to, boo.

Today we discovered that Lucifur is missing a huge chunk of fur on his upper back. We’re assuming he forgot he doesn’t have front claws and got in a fight, but who knows, the devil may be growing larger inside him. I put some Neosporin on the wound but he still looks stupid, poor thing.

For dinner we are having Penne Rustica, yummy. I made it about a month ago and stashed it in the freezer because my grandparents are going through this “I don’t want to cook” phase. To avoid a big argument between my grandparents and insure that there is a tasty meal on the table for dinner, I started cooking meals and storing them in the freezer with directions written on the tinfoil. When they don’t know what to make for dinner and/or they don’t feel like cooking they can just pop one of my yummy meals in the oven and poof! Dinner for four, I’m so rad.

My life is lame.

That is all.

Sauerkraut

P.S. My grandmother saw a bottle of lotion in my car and asked me if it was “booze,” to which I replied, “no grandma, it’s anal lube.” My poor grandma.