Sauerkraut Here!
Last night my grandparents were sitting in the living room when I walked in wearing one of my favorite pairs of crazy pants. I was showing my grandmother some photos on my phone when I heard my grandfather chuckle. When I looked at him he said, “I got news for you kid, horizontal stripes make you look pudgy,” to which I replied, “I am pudgy.”
I have no clue what he’s talking about, I’m very petite.
Anyways, I don't mind having a big butt. In fact, I wish it were bigger. Everyone knows I wish I had a butt like Kim Kardashian.
In other news... Awhile back my grandmother asked my mother to paint to eyeballs onto this crazy cat we got her. Well, my mom kever got around to it because she couldn't figure out how to do a nice job of it. Yesterday I went outside and noticed that my grandmother did it herslef. With Wite-Out and a lime green Sharpie. Super. Looks neat.
That is all.
Sauerkraut
P.S. Rawr!
Aw, girl, you're not THAT pudgy. And I think your stripes are great.
ReplyDelete2) Your grandma's paint job is killing me.
3) Cutest photo ever.