Sauerkraut Here!
Earlier I was asking my grandmother who she had a crush on when she was younger. This conversation reminded me of my childhood crushes. So, here are a few of my childhood crushes, seriously:
Remember the TV show “Little House on the Prairie?”
Yeah, I would wake up early every morning to watch this show…
Now you know why.
Yup, Ponch from the TV show "CHiPs," muy caliente.
I have no words, except that it gets worse...
Yes, I was honestly in love with Michaelangelo... The Ninja Turtle.
I shit you not I thought we were going to get
married and do the sha-bang, sha-bang.
For the record I do not have sex with animals. Just saying.
"New Kids on the Block?" I like em' scrawny and nerdy.
My biggest crush ever as a youngster.
This one is not so bad, I still find him attractive.
So, yeah. I really don't know what to say... I guess I have very interesting taste in dudes/animals? Okay, I'm whack. Fuck my life.
That is all.
Sauerkraut
I LOVE this post. I was so inspired that I had to make one of my own, although I think I had significantly fewer crushes...mine were just longer lasting.
ReplyDeleteAnd we should get together and watch Independence Day, because it has both of our crushes in it. ;0) Hahahaha.